If you're working with emerging technologies or looking to bring groundbreaking products quickly to market, I'd love to hear from you.
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If you're working with emerging technologies or looking to bring groundbreaking products quickly to market, I'd love to hear from you.
Wishful Contact Method 1:
Picturephone
STEP 1:
1. Take the next shuttle up to Space Station V.
2. Listen to 'The Blue Danube' by Johann Strauss.
3. Dock carefully!
STEP 2:
1. Find a quiet booth with a view.
2. Just make sure it's not booth 237. Stay out, you understand? Stay out!
STEP 3:
1. Make sure data roaming is turned off.
2. Dont forget to dial “9” first and then add an extra “1” in the prefix for Earth.
3. Success! What can I do for you?
Wishful Contact Method 2:
Palantir
STEP 1:
1. Find one of the lost seeing stones made by Feanor.
2. Close your eyes and make a creepy claw hand.
3. Think about all the wicked hard design problems that need solving.
STEP 2:
1. Make sure you don't dial the wrong number.
STEP 3:
1. Concentrate on solving those wicked-hard design problems until the picture comes into focus.
2. Success! How can I help?
Wishful Contact Method 3:
Astromech Droid
STEP 1:
1. Transfer your message into an astromech droid equipped with holographic projector.
2. Insert droid into escape pod when boarded by the Empire.
STEP 2:
1. Launch escape pod. Make a soft landing on the planet's surface.
2. Wait until the droid gets intercepted by roving band of diminutive burlap-wearing scavengers.
3. Make sure that the droid is sold to a teenage kid with serious
dad issues.
STEP 3:
1. Have the droid escape and get reunited with its former
owner through lazy screenwriting.
2. Relay your message via hologram.
3. OMW! Booking the fastest ship in the galaxy.
Wishful Contact Method 1:
Picturephone
1. Take the next shuttle up to Space Station V.
2. Find a quiet booth with a view
3. Success! What can I do for you?
Wishful Contact Method 2:
Palantir
1. Find one of the lost seeing stones. Think about all the wicked hard design problems that need solving.
2. Make sure you don't dial the wrong number.
3. Success! How can I help?
Wishful Contact Method 3:
Astromech Droid
1. Transfer your message to astromech droid. Insert droid into escape pod.
2. Launch escape pod. Make a soft landing. Make sure that the droid is sold to teenager with serious dad issues.
3. Once the teenager is fast asleep, have the droid get reunited with its former owner through lazy screenwriting. Relay your message via hologram. On my way -- booking the fastest ship in the galaxy!
Drop me a line
If you're working with emerging technologies, or looking to bring groundbreaking products quickly to market, I'd love to hear from you.
Drop me a line
If you're working with emerging technologies, or looking to bring groundbreaking products quickly to market, I'd love to hear from you.
Drop me a line
If you're working with emerging technologies, or looking to bring groundbreaking products quickly to market, I'd love to hear from you.